The Fools of April
You know... I thought about posting something for April Fool's Day, but a couple of things stopped me...
The first is that around 3 people visit this site each day, and I'm not so sure that's worth the effort that an April Fool's joke requires.
The second reason is that the whole idea is really just kind of dumb. Nobody believes anything on this day anyway, because everyone is prepared for it. So if I posted on here "I got a job at Pixar!" everyone would know that it was a load of bull.
Here's what I think you should do today...
Nothing.
I mean you should eat and pee and all of those other things you normally do, but outside of that, just hang out and be yourself. Nobody is going to fall for your shenanegans today anyway.
Now... I've got to run. My sister just called and said they're giving away free money at Wal-Mart all day today if you show up without pants on. I'm glad she tipped me off, because I hadn't heard a thing about it!
The first is that around 3 people visit this site each day, and I'm not so sure that's worth the effort that an April Fool's joke requires.
The second reason is that the whole idea is really just kind of dumb. Nobody believes anything on this day anyway, because everyone is prepared for it. So if I posted on here "I got a job at Pixar!" everyone would know that it was a load of bull.
Here's what I think you should do today...
Nothing.
I mean you should eat and pee and all of those other things you normally do, but outside of that, just hang out and be yourself. Nobody is going to fall for your shenanegans today anyway.
Now... I've got to run. My sister just called and said they're giving away free money at Wal-Mart all day today if you show up without pants on. I'm glad she tipped me off, because I hadn't heard a thing about it!
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